So Immature Diary of Apathetic by Maddy7202004, literature
Literature
So Immature Diary of Apathetic
Diary of an Apathetic Coach
Episode One: So Immature
INT. HOUSE DAY
Patrick wakes up and gets ready to go over and see his friend Jake.
PATRICK (V.O.)
Now, I don't know if you people read the script to my movie but if you did, wow you guys are pretty immature. Reminder, I'm Patrick and I'm the main character. I'm going over to Jake's house to play some Halo. It's gonna be wicked.
INT. HOUSE DAY
Patrick arrives at Jake's house
JAKE
Hey Pat, how's it going?
PATRICK
Going great. Are you ready for some action?
JAKE
You bet.
PATRICK
Alright, where's Halo.
JAKE
Patrick, we're almost eighteen now don't you think we're getting a litt
Diary of an Apathetic Coach by Maddy7202004, literature
Literature
Diary of an Apathetic Coach
INT. HOUSE DAY
Patrick, a teenage guy is setting out for his first day of grade 12.
He wakes up two hours late.
PATRICK (V.O.)
Dear Diary, mood apathetic.
PATRICK
Awe, shit.
He packs up quickly, eats a bowl of sugar cereal.
PATRICK
Wow, they can't make proper Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Captain Crunch is so much cooler.
He gets on his bike and rides off to school.
EXT. SCHOOL DAY
BULLY #1
Hey Patrick, nice womanly figure you got there.
PATRICK
Shut up! I don't have a woman's body.
BULLY #2
Then prove it, you got a nice pair of boobs!
PATRICK
Wow, you guys are so gay!
The Bully touches Patrick's chest
PATRICK
GOD! DON'T TOUCH
Times are slow
Too much can grow
We move at our own pace
Escape from our own grace
One minute they're friends
Then next its a dead end
The circle keeps going
As Slow Times are a roving
Secrets are sealed
Times are revealed
Nothing is waiting
Slow Times are escaping
Shadows are only seen
When the lights are tinted
There is no rainbow unless there is rain
Funny things happen all in the past
Yet things are so slow and are so hard to grasp
Sometimes its all there
so hard to grasp
I take my last leap of faith
and conjure my past
count 1... 2... 3
And now I am deceased
Time speeds as I fly through another dimension
Slow Ti